A bull was overhauling the cows..
Woman asks to administrator: what number times would this be able to bull engage in sexual relations?
Administrator answers: 5 to 6 times in a day.
Woman takes a gander at spouse: You see?
Spouse asks to administrator: Is it the same cow without fail?
No sir it's an alternate bovine without fail.
Man thinks back to spouse: you see!
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Ek kutti ki 5 kutte mil kar le rahe the..
Ek aurat apni beti ke sath baith kar unhe dekh rahi thi n achanak si aurat hass padhi.
Beti: kya hua mother… .???
Mother: kuch nahi beti bas yu greetings jawani ke commotion yaad aa gaye.
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Use barish achhi lagti thi,
aur mujhe barish me wo…
Use bheegna achcha lagta tha, mujhe bheegti hui wo…
Mujhe wo achhi lgti thi.. Standard use koi aur…
Isliye maa c* barish, Aur maa c* woh!!!
Aaj principle Aapko 'Kele ka Kofta' bnana sikhata hun.
Sabse phle 1 saaf mota Kela lein.
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.
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Agar lene me maza aa raha hai to lete rahe.
Kofte ki Maa ka Bh***da .. fir kabhi boycott jayega!
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Power SCENARIO
A couple were engaging in sexual relations.. All of a sudden, the roof fan begins turning.
Spouse: BC Light aa gayi, Pehle Main Apna Phone Charge Kar Leta Hun!!
Spouse: Haan… Main Bhi pehle Motor Chala Ke Paani Bhar Leti Hun!
Yeh kaam toh baad mein bhi ho jayega.
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Sham diyo se sjaye baithe hai,
khushbu saso me basaye baithe hai,
unki diwangi to dekho,
young lady companion raat ko ane wali hai,
aur wo dopahar se hello there condom lagaye baithe hai.
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Ek Admi gusse me Biwi se bola-
Dil karta hai ki aaj tere tukde kar k idhar udhar fek Du.
Achanak pados me se awaaz aayi..
Bhai "ch*t" idhar fekna.
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Woman: Ek cleanser please.
Businessperson: Kya dhona hai?
Woman: Kya matlab kya dhona hai, baal dhone hai aur kya?
Retailer: Head ke baal dhone hai toh HEAD and SHOULDERS aur underwear ke baal dhone hai toh PANTENE lelo.
Woman: GARNIER de MC. Ga*d ke baal dhone hai.
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Young lady: kya tum mujhe apni family se zyada chahte ho..?
Kid: No.
Young lady: Kyo?
Kid: Jab fundamental paida huwa to meri Maa ne musibat jheli.
Hit bada sharpen laga to Baap ne ungli pakad kar chalna sikhaya.
Hit taklif hui to Behan royi,
Hit zarurat padi to Bhai ne saath diya.
Young lady: achha Gan*u.. Hit lu*d khada hua to kon kaam ayaa..!
Kid: Mera Dost, Jo ye msg padh raha hai… Jisne muze hilaana sikhaya!
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Golu: Tera baap specialist hai,
fir bhi tu beemar ho gaya..
Kitne sharam ki baat hai..
Molu: BC tera baap Condom bechta hai,
fir bhi tu paida hua na chutiye.
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Sex kar lene ke baad
Kid: Jaaneman abdominal muscle tumhe woh hoga jise duniya BACCHA kehti hai..
Young lady: Ab tumhe wo hoga Jise duniya AIDS kehti hai.
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Baap washroom me fisal kar dhadaam se gira.
Haddi toot gayi.
Bete ne poochha: Kya hua Papa?
Baap: Salle MC, Mutth maar ke paani to daal diya kar.
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Spouse PC standard kaam karte tint apne pati se boli:
Koi achha secret key batana… .?
Spouse: Lu*d.
Spouse: Has-Has ke seat parse gir padi
kyuki..
PC says: Aapka pasword Chhota hai…
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Young lady goes out on the town.
Stressed Mother gives her Condom.
Young lady Laughs n Hugs Mother and Says:
Yahi soch to badalni hau Maa.
Im dating with Julie, So give me Mulie!
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Callgirl marwadi ke ghar se repetition tone nikli,
kisi ne pucha kya hua, Paise nahi diye kya kanjuso ne?
Callgirl: Paise?
Zaalimo ne chai tak minor dudh se Banayi..
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Populace Comparison:
INDIAN: I have 4 sister and 3 brother. What adjoin U?
AMERICAN: I have no sister or brother.
In any case, I have 4 Moms from first father, 3 fathers from first mother.
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Kid: Tumhai principle zyada pasand hu ya latrine?
Young lady: Kya moronic inquiry hai ye?
Kid: Nahi janu batao na?
Young lady: Ofcourse tum hello there abdominal muscle batao kyu pucha?
Kid: Toilet k liye to tum foran chaddi utar deti ho,
magar mujhe bahut minnate karni parti hai kyu?
Wah ustad wah, kya kutta dimagh paya hai..
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